Hi there! Am I speaking to the lady/man of the house?

This is my every day's opening line.

I'm in a call center industry.
.. conducting a quick consumer questionnaire.

August 17, 2010, nag simula ako as a trainee sa isang call center company.

Papasok ako ng 3am sa work. Pagkatapos kong mag log in, pupunta na ako sa station ko. Hayyy.... mag sisimula na muli ang paulit-ulit na pangungulit ko sa mga Canadian.

Mga lines, bago pa sumapit ang first question!


1ST HOUR
Answering machine...(halos lahat!!!)
No, I don't want to do this! (edi wag! hindi rin nman makapag rebutt at ibinaba na!)
Unless you pay me, I will give up some information. (Ang damot naman! 1 minute nga lang eh!!!)
I'm not interested in anything you do. (What?!!!!)
No, thanks and please take me off your list. (but....thugs!!!)
Thanks, I don't want to participate. (Whould you mind helping me out!) No, I don't like! (thugs! ang sakit sa tenga huh...)
I don't do surveys on the phone. Send it to my mail. (I don't know your email address...would you give it to me?hehehe....)
This is harassment!!! (What?!!!! Do not call ka na!!!)


2ND HOUR
No thanks, Im not interested (Na naman?! Wala pa akong nasasabi eh.)
Your breaking up, your breaking up! (Pangit ang connection! Sayang mabait pa naman! Wala pa akong survey!!!!!!!)
No your not. Goodbye!!! (Itatanong ko pa kung asan yung man of the house eh....)
I don't have time right now! (Just 1 minute??)
I'm watching a tennis ball!! (Hindi natinag sa panonood!!!)

Faxtone....(ahh.. grabe ang sakit sa tenga!)


3RD HOUR
I don't give information over the phone. (Hindi maisahan eh..)
Faxtone..........
No, I'm not gonna do it!! (But,.........THUGS!!)
Yah, but I don't want to talk to you. (anla, alam na kung sino kami!)
I'm busy right now.. (ahh..thugs!!! hindi ko naman ma practice ang rebutt ko eh!!)


4TH HOUR
I don't wish to participate. Thank you, bye. (But why??? )
I'm really not interested. Thank you! (I'm not saying anything yet! Why are you not interested? hehehe.. ibinaba na!!!)
(Na survey na, name nalang)My wife's name only! (aanhin ko nman yun? ikaw naman ininterview ko?!!! hellooo????)
I don't want to give that information (husband job.....Tsk,, na Survey not Complete pa!!)
I'm sorry I'm watching football and I'm not interested!
No, thank you!
Where are you calling from? (Patay, pag nalaman sa Philippines hdi n to sasagot!)
No thanks. (Wag na kayo mag thank you. Kakaasar lang!)


5TH HOUR
Please don't call me again!!! (Well, I would like too. hehehehe...)
Get lost! (Asar na samin!! hehehe...)
Can you please take us off your list!Would you do that? (hmf.. FINE!!!!)
I'm in the middle of suffer. (oh, ok! Im sorry!)
I'm just on way out. (Would you mind helping me first?!!! hehe,, ang makapal!)


6TH HOUR
I don't think I have time to talk to you right now. (oh, waittttt....thug!!!)
Your connection is bad. (huh? again??!!)
Why you keep calling here?! I dont want to talk to you! (Just answer the questionnaire!)
bye.. bye.. (Hihdi pa ako nag kakapag-hello eh...)


7TH HOUR
Do I sound like a man to you? (Oh, I'm sorry!)
I told you yesterday don't call here again!! So now, quit calling here! (Would you mind helping me out this time??) NO!
You know.. I rather not (but....)
We don't want to answer any questionnaire.
Hold on, 1 sec....................................... (wala na........di na ako binalikan........)
Yeah, and Im not interested..
....(helloooo?????....... Is anybody there?? hehehehe....)
I'm on the do not call list!!!!


8TH HOUR
You guys already call me 3 times today. (Don't worry, it will be the same tomorrow! hehehe...)
Stop calling me! THUGS! (ouch.......)
You know, its 20 past 9 already, and you shouldn't call this late. (Tama.. sorry naextend na naman kami eh...)
I don't feel like answering a questionnaire tonight. (How about tomorrow?)
Yes you were.. good bye!
Oh, your phoning late.
No and she's not coming back!! (Anla...)
I will file a complain if you call here again.. (Fine.. Fine..)
What do you want to know? (Oh, nothing too personal!)
What part of "do not call here again", you don't understand? huh?
I don't want to answer a questionnaire from a company whose name doesn't stand for anything!
(May point!!!! )


Konti pa lang yan!!! hehe,, may mga araw na nakakatuwa na makipag pilitan sa kanila. Pero nun nagtagal nagsawa na ako. Hmf....hindi talaga swak sakin ang ganito eh!!!

kaya........

September 24, 2010 nagresign ako. Pakiramdam ko hindi talaga para sakin ang trabaho to'. 1 buwan lang ako nakatagal!! hehehe... Pero maganda naman yung na acquire kong experience!! Kung hindi lang dahil nakakatuwa ang working environment dun, sa simula pa lang umalis na ako!


SPT, THANK YOU!!
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"No, I don't consider myself as a loser. I did not give up on my fight; this is not my war. I just quit on something I felt I had to do but did not want to!"